“I’ve got a terrible headache,” said Mrs Pig Farmer, getting in from work the other day.
“There are some ibuprofen in the drawer, or I can go and pick some camomile and make you a cup to tea,” said the pig farmer. “It’s about knee-deep where the pigs were last winter. Camomile’s very good for a headache, according to hippies.
“Yeah, I’ve heard that. Trouble is there’s an unwanted side-effect.”
“It tastes like crap.”