Monthly Archives: March 2011

St Patrick’s Day

I watched the lifeless, dark brown liquid slurp into the glass and tried not to think “Jeyes Fluid”. The glass was set onto a disc on which a small amount of water had been poured. A button was pressed and … Continue reading

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Alfie. . . a kind of loving

As a first move it could hardly be called ladylike. . . and Alfie was a little surprised when Peppa the gilt* grabbed him around the neck and tried to wrestle him to the ground. The pig farmer tried to … Continue reading

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Veg talk

Who said size doesn’t count? As it happens, the chances are a carrot this size is likely to have all the texture and taste of a plank. It’s going to be soup. . . or I may use it to … Continue reading

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